Steve: Tony oh my god help
Tony: fuck are you okay, are you hurt?
Steve: Um
Steve: Not exactly
Tony: what’s wrong? where are you?
Steve: I’m in the grocery store
Steve: and
Steve: I’m a little overwhelmed to be honest
Steve: HOW MANY DIFFERENT KINDS OF SOAP CAN THERE BE
Tony: are you kidding me right now.
Steve: NOT ALL OF US CAN BE GENIUS CONTEMPORARY BILLIONAIRES OKAY